Mr. Sand Man

Nate: “Danny filled his head up with sand.”

My translation:
Danny has been throwing sand while playing in the sand box. Not a necessarily uncommon occurrence.

The reality:
Danny had in fact filled his head with sand. My dear almost 2 year old had packed as much play sand as possible into his little ears. Over 2 hours later, after a trip to the pediatricians, $15 copay, and several warm ear baths, I am happy to report that there is longer sand in Danny’s head.